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Loafz are vibez.Blep. 
They have been captured by the evil Seth Theo & will be exploited for their vibez
Loafz don't deserve this.
FKIN DO SOMETHING!!!!!!
THE GREAT RESCUE PLAN
1. MINT
5,888 LOAFZ HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY UNIVERSE'S BIGGEST A$$HOLE AND WE NEED TO BREAK THEM OUT. 

WE WILL CARRY OUT THE MISSION IN LATE NOV & RELEASE THEM INTO THE SOLANA BLOCKCHAIN.
2. HOLD
GOOD ON YOU for being a decent human being. 

Who tf abandons their pet a week after rescuing them?!??
2. DON'T HOLD?
LOAF CRUELTY TAX:
Tiered by time since launch


1 week - 80% royalties on sales
2 weeks - 70% royalties on sales
3 weeks - 60% royalties on sales
4 weeks - 50% royalties on sales
5 weeks - 30% royalties on sales
6 weeks - 20% royalties on sales
7 weeks - 10% royalties on sales
8 weeks & onwards - 5% royalties on sales
3. WIN (at life)
ARE YOU FOR fkin REAL?!

If you must abandon your loaf so soon after the rescue, be damn sure you are going to be TAXED 
3. CRY
4. KEEP WINNING
  1. Tiered tax holds up floor price
    (e.g. if you sell a loaf within the first week from mint,
    you will need to sell at x5 mint price in order to breakeven)


    2. Loaf cruelty tax forms treasury

    3. Treasury will be used to SWEEEP
    + back emerging projects

    4. The future holds many surprises
WHAT THIS MEANS
We WEED OUT the paperhands from the start, PUSH UP initial secondary transaction price, and LAUNCH Loafz TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
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For detailed roadmap & loaf cruelty tax info, head over to our Discord: 
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